virginity taken

I was thinking the other day, riding my bike down St. Charles, that I could go through life without getting hit by a car. But I didn't knock on wood.

I was scolding a friend last night, that driving drunk was dangerous to others. He was stubborn, so I took him for a walk and then left him at the bar.

I guess karma caught up with me.

Luckily I'm a ninja; I walked away mostly unscathed.

Or wait, I'm not a ninja.

So I'm just really fucking lucky.